aisle rage

Noun:
Aggressive or violent behavior exhibited by a shopper in an aisle, often as a manifestation of stress and frustration towards another shopper's ignorance. Walmart's equivalent of "road rage".

Verb:
Act of expressing "aisle rage". (aisle raging)

Noun:
That dude knocked him out because of aisle rage!!!!

Verb:
I was aisle raging so bad last night at Walmart because it was full of idiots!!!!

Tool Biscuit

Synonym for dickbag.

Xavier is such a tool biscuit!