The Ugly friend

The forever second choice. Usually found with a hot friend who gets hit on all the time.

Socially awkward/ insecure/depressed/ just dgaf
Makes hot friend look better

Jenna gets all the guys and Stella will always be just the ugly friend.

Urbandicter

People who waste eternities on urban dictionaries making up words and pretending they mean something. Generally aimless in life but clever, humble and sarcastic af

You're an urbandicter aren't you? I can tell. Fucking jobless peasant.