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Great Spaz Pact

The Great Spaz Pact of 2004:

Hereby reads: Whichever party makes the opposing party "spaz" is deemed the victor and receives one pie of his/her choice.

Clause 1: The spaz has to happen in the presence of the opposing party.
Clause 2: The spaz must be a direct action from the opposing party.
Clause 3: No third party help can be accepted.
Clause 4: Cheesecake is considered a pie.
Clause 5: If one party falls terribly behind and loses one (1) or more contests the opposing party must show mercy in the form of hints.
Clause 6: This contract stays into effect until both parties deem otherwise.
Clause 7: This contract goes into effect on July 19th 2004.

Jennifer will win the Spaz Pact and claim her victory of a cheesecake, mwahahaha

by Jennifer July 22, 2004

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


beaver dam

The feminine version of cock block; i.e. a girl who stands in the way of another girl who wants to talk to or meet a guy. Can be used as a noun or verb.

Who is that beaver dam?
She totally beaver dammed me!

by Jennifer December 26, 2005

374πŸ‘ 117πŸ‘Ž


redbone

A specific brown-to-reddish skinned people of Louisiana with dark eyes and straight, frizzy or curly hair. They are often thought of as a tri-racial people of Native American, African and some form of Eastern or Western European heritage. Redbones are not neccesarily Creole or Cajun--they traditionally speak English.

The redbone lived in the Louisiana bayou his whole life.

by Jennifer October 21, 2004

1849πŸ‘ 1288πŸ‘Ž


swiller

To drink Vodka, red wine, grain alcohol, or anything that smells of spirits greedily or grossly....

The swilling bitch threw 4 litres of Vodka down her neck in the course of a weekend.

by Jennifer June 21, 2004

12πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


dep

When something is cool beyond words, and all you can think to say is "dep".

Wow, that is so dep.

by Jennifer December 30, 2004

10πŸ‘ 48πŸ‘Ž


cold

it another word for fresh or new fo all out thurr who dont kno wat anotha word fo fresh is

that whip right thurr is cold!

by Jennifer July 25, 2004

15πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


merfle

A very much dyfunctional place where freaks and geeks and inbetweens interact and scare each other silly. It's great.

My mom says I've lost the majority of my brain cells upon entering merfle.

by Jennifer September 4, 2004

44πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž