Bethpage

Bethpage is a town in Long Island. Bethpage is within the Town of Oyster Bay with its own school district. The zip code for most of the hamlet is 11714, though the most northeastern part of Bethpage is in the Old Bethpage postal district of 11804. We also have the best drinking water. XP

We also happen to have one of the best HS football teams on Long Island. Not that I care enough to follow any type of football, but that's what everyone else used to brag when I attended school. :p

My locations for most message boards are Bethpage, Long Island, NY.

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soccer mom

Homemakers who have a whole shitload of kids because they don't know how to use birth control and instead of working, they spend their weeks and summers shuttling them around in their death trap SUV's to their various activities. They're usually extremely protective when it comes to their kids and try to protect them in every way possible.

I refuse to become a soccer mom. I'm having two kids, total and they'll have one activity each.

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Green day

1. A day spent doing nothing but smoking marijuana(it's said that the band Green Day got it from being stoned and watching Sesame Street).

2. A band from Oakland, California consisting of three members: Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt(real name is Michael Ryan Pritchard) and Tré Cool(AKA Frank Edwin Wright III). And just a reminder for new fans: GREEN DAY IS TWO WORDS. Idjits...

3. The coolest fucking band in existence.

1. Yesterday was a green day.
2. "It's GREEN DAY, not Greenday. Dumbass."

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