Noogle

To google something nerdy and irrelevant which would kind of make you look like an asshole depending on who you're talking to; Googling information that will never impress anyone you hope to fuck and in fact could alienate someone you're already fucking.

Noogling is usually motivated by bored curiosity or a desire to prove yourself right. E.g. "What is the origin of the phrase feeling under the weather?" Or "Which is more grammatically correct: All of THE sudden or all of A sudden?"

Sometimes followed immediately by an attempt to noogle the word that means that feeling of linguistic superiority when you confirm you're right or even just mostly right, and everyone who says all of THE sudden should be shot in the face before they can spread their subpar DNA around the planet like so much dandelion filth.

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