When your life is getting better while everything burns around you
I lost my girl, my job, and my dog. I thought my life was over, but I was just hatching, turns out my life is great now!
Getting so stoned you start to sweat, even if you are cold
Dude, Me and Blake went back to my place and got totally stonkied last night, it was epic
When you are in a band and the guy you have a crush on in the band gets a divorce so you get one too so you can be with him.
"Oh I heard you left your husband, what happened?" "I am just pulling a Dirty Casey on him, HE GOT BALD, but Kurtis got single"
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