Claire

Claire is the most beautiful, kind, caring and crazy woman. She is also a country bogan at heart. If she’s not doing star jumps on the stage, hassling staff at a kebab shop at 3am, she’s wearing crocs doing farm work. Don’t rock up to Claire’s house unannounced if you don’t want to see legs. She never has pants on. Also don’t let her control your music in your car, she will make your ears bleed from her taste of music. Everyone needs a Claire in there life. The most non judgemental loyal friend you could ask for.

“Who’s fleece croc shoes are out the front” - Claire must be here!