whore belly

A pouch of fat reaching from the pubic area to the bellybutton. Created by fat people wearing too tight pants too high. Often created by mom jeans. Simmilar to a fupa.

That fat old guy over there is wearing his pants so high, he's rocking a whore belly.

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Procrasterbate

When there is something you had wanted to, planed, or needed to do, but against your better judgement, you spent the time materbating.

I was going to use my only free time today making an Urban Dictionary entry, but all I inevitably did was Procrasterbate.

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Rick rolled

When someone puts a missleading title on a video on Youtube that halfway through switches to the music video "Never Gonna Give You Up", by Ricky Astley. Usually done right before an anticipated scene in the video.

I wanted to watch the video of the Sneezing Panda, but right before it sneezed, I got Rick rolled.

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