When someone does something so corny that they are permanently corny, or on the cob.
Bro, that's entering permacorn territory, you might wanna calm down.
Small little town with good schooling, good food, and good times. If you're in Arkansas, I recommend coming on by for some scenery at the lake up Mount Harmony Rd.
I went by Greenwood, AR a while back, and it was great.
Someone that loves gears a little too much.
Bro is an absolute gearaholic when he smokes a blunt.