monke

A colloquial term referring to all non-human primates.

Austin: reject humanity return to monke
Leroy: what does that mean??
Austin: it means i want to be an orangutan
Leroy: Um.... You know orangutans are great apes right? haha such an idiot
Austin: I'm aware of the classification between monkeys and great apes, it's a subject I'm obviously quite passionate about. You need to understand that people don't use scientific language in day-to-day circumstances and that the word monke is colloquially understood to refer to all non-human primates.