Rigorously rub spicy chili peppers all over your penis (don't worry about that tingly, awesome burning sensation) just before fucking like a rock star.
Sara, "Hey Mindy, I heard you're fucking Gordan Ramsey from Hells Kitchen?"
Mindy, "Yeah, last Monday was the Mexican episode and he gave me such a bad Spicy Taco I had to put an ice cube in my pussy!"
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