letter rape

Consistently receiving low scoring letters in a game of Scrabble or Words with Friends, making is very difficult to win.

Tammy only won the Words with Friends game because the computer letter raped me the entire game.

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faux puddle

Those seemingly shallow looking puddles that appear off the sidewalks of NYC shortly after a rain or snow storm that turn out to be giant lakes only after you step into them.

I totally soaked my sock stepping into a faux puddle, it's a mirage of water.

wongman

An Asian friend used as an accomplice (and catalyst) to pick-up women.

Chen is going to play wongman tonight at the bars--he's money with the ladies.

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motherbutt

The disproportionally large rear of a woman who has had several children.

Better watch what you eat or you're gonna get that motherbutt.