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Don's

The best burger and fries in the world! Eating them will cause euphoric reactions and dreams of shakes and iced coffee. Otherwise known as McDonald's.

Hey! I heard Don's got that McRib right now. Wanna slam one down?

Yeah, son! I like to pound down 20 of them at Don's. That jack is tizight!

by Jeriphro November 27, 2015

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Pants Salute

1) When a man encounters a beautiful woman (Or man, if that's your thing), he gives her a raise of his third leg in honor of her beauty.

2) A salute from downstairs.

"Hey, Steve. Do you have a cucumber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Neither, Rick. I just saw thing hot girl, and I had to give her a pants salute."

by Jeriphro November 4, 2016