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Cumsplotion

When a man absolutely positively can not delay an ejaculation any longer. When he cums so hard it knocks him on the floor and he is stunned by how much came out. The penis is typically sore or bruised afterwards.

Do you recall your first?
Watching this Mpg "Barry Fukz The Babysitter" A middle-aged guy is sitting on the couch with this highschool girl. She has pigtails tied with ribbons andis wearing on of those school girl uniforms with the plaid skirt + white socks that go up to her knees. The man pulls off her panties, stuffs his face in them and inhales loudly. The girl giggles at this and is then fucked mercilessly in the ass by this dude. He blows his load so hard he falls off the couch into the toy wagon and there is cum all over the girls ass and cute lil face. There. Cumsplotion.

by Jerk October 22, 2004

77πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Striker

draagt blauw hemt, leecht porn,
verdacht goed in tfc

cl_cmdrate "0,1"
sv_warp "1"

by Jerk April 6, 2003

5πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Drink

to make one see other worlds

i drank last night. Did you see?

by Jerk October 3, 2003

8πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


zero hour

when you wake up in the middle of the night from a bad nightmare

Dang! Now, this is the zero hour

by Jerk October 6, 2003

3πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


heart

a thing that beats a lot
i mean all the time

my heart rate is somewhat normal being that i am only 25 years of age.

by Jerk October 6, 2003

85πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


tally

to count

tally up what you got on that

by Jerk October 5, 2003

88πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


tree

the cute little things they get stuck in the ground for a long time and never fall unless they are hurt by some wind or lightning

the tree is green.

by Jerk October 4, 2003

5πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž