limp

too much time on ones hands

he was simply limpin'

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scalable

climbable

My dog , Babe, found that fence scalable.
She was put in the cage because if not she would of escaped over the fence.

Sheath

How my sister's friend refered to her horse's penis foreskin.

Sarah: The vet says your horse needs it's sheath cleaned. He can do it but I'll show you how to do it your self, it's cheaper. *wink*
Meliisa: *grins and follows her into the barn*
Me: looks at paper that clearly says "foreskin" not "sheath" *gags and runs behind hay bale*

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spiffed out

Kinda like being decked out, but spiffier.

You're look pretty spiffed out today, Bill.

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twinkle

1. the stars in someones eyes that represent mischeviousness, hatred, or love.

I saw his twinkle but I didnt know exactly what it was stemming from OR I dont think he likes me because there was no twinkle.

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sweets

term of endearment;;;;;my lover

what are you doing, sweets?

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