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Your anus is stretched and ready to release a giant monkey tail
I was in desperate need of a crapper. The head of my baby monkey was crowning.
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The Burro Bandits charged across the border to Illegally pick the Lettuce of Freedom
The IRS sent in their team of Hemorrhoid Humper's to check our books.
A man or woman driving a car alone wearing covid mask.
You never see any Facepanty driving cars w/trump stickers on them.
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When you jerk off two dicks at once. The dicks must be on each side, so it looks like you're pod racing.
Hey baby, bring a friend and we can go pod racing. *joojoojoojoo*
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A man or woman who prefers the poop pipe.
I was drugged by a starfish stabber. Some starfish stabber's are blocking the road.