Captain Bring-Me-Down

The one guy you work with who only calls when he has a problem that he needs you to fix, usually immediately.

Derek: Hey man, ready to go grab some lunch?

Scott: Yeah, let's get outta h....aw shit, hold on, Captain Bring-Me-Down just alerted me....

Derek: FUCK!

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Homolunch

The alternative to going out for lunch. Typically used when you're trying to save money, but can also apply when you're trying to eat healthy.

Scott: What's for lunch?
Derek: I don't know, man. I think I'm just gonna have homolunch before all that turkey I bought goes bad.
Scott: Fuck!....Hey, you know what's awesome about homolunch?
Derek: Nothing.

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Nothing

The only answer to the question "You know what's awesome about homolunch?"

Scott: You know what's awesome about homolunch?
Derek: Nothing.

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On a lighter note

The only phrase needed when you want to interupt work-related discussion to ask about lunch plans for the day.

Scott: ...as long as we can get this done by Thursday, we'll be fine.
Todd: No problem. So, on a lighter note...
Scott: I've had jewdoba all week. I'm ready for fuckin' Hooters today.
Todd: Awesome. Let's go.

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Fart Bar

A granola bar, Power Bar, Clif bar or any other kind of snack or meal replacement bar that gives you gas shortly after you eat it.

Todd: On a lighter note...
Scott: No, I'm having homolunch. Fuck.
Todd: Fart bar and a V8?
Scott: Yup.

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