Confustipated

Combination of confused and constipated.

When you're so confused that everything you try to say just wont come out.

Or, when you're so confused all your knowledge seems to be stuck in your head.

The Medman totally forgot he was even on the air, and began to get confustipated when he couldn't figure out why he could still hear himself through the speakers.

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quarter paper

Amount of cocaine. Usually enough for 5 decent lines. Enough for maybe 2-3 people to be "happy" for maybe 30-45 minutes. Prices vary. Maybe 25 bucks.

You got a quarter paper worth the blow?

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