Carnie Code

An unwritten yet somehow dutifully adhered to code that flows within the veins of every full-blood genuine American carnie. It governs everything from which family the said carnie must creepily stare at to how many teeth a carnie is allowed to have at any given time. To break this code is to be shunned by every carnie within the continental United States. That, ladies and gentlemen, is truly the very bottom of the herpes coated barrel.

"Rule 14: Every carnie MUST stare at said group of overly slutty and scantily clad youths, as to adhere to the mighty Carnie Code"

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