Swamp Gas

Pork indused hydrogen sulfide rich vapour jettisoned from the digestive tract, with hallucinatory properties specifically known to induce visions of alien abduction and possible molestation. The odor has been described as a synthesis of thousand year egg, wet dog and brimstone.

Brian: OMFG! I see lights in the sky, think I'm being abducted by ALIENS!

Jer: No that's not aliens that's my Swamp Gas. I had all you can eat baby back pork ribs from Chillies.

Brian: The aliens are probing my orifices with hot metal objects! The space ship smells like Hell, maybe I've died and gone to Hell.

Jer: Nah your not being probed you just sat on the Can Cheese.

Can Cheese

Popular Canadian mid-winter dessert. Crusty cheese sitting on a meat platter left out from a party that ended hours earlier is melted over a tiny coke can using an electric space heater from Crappy tire , typically in a basement.

Brian : Hey man the Can Cheese is ready.

Jer: what the hell are you doing!