Self-Mayo

A male’s reproductive fluids.
Synonyms: Cum, Sperm, white stuff

Ex. I love the taste of my self-mayo.

Feminazi

Literally Karen’s blue haired daughter. Oh sorry, Karen’s blue haired cis female offspring.

1) I unknowingly offended a herd of feminazis when traveling through Auschwitz.

2) Body positivity can’t stop a feminazis blood from clotting.

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The Canadian Knuckle Buster

This is when you attempt to anally fist a large, burly, unshaved woman using only maple syrup as lube while Oh Canada plays softly in the background.

Ex. I was at the Hosher Hut last night and met an amazing women. She took me back to her place only to crack open some maple syrup and try The Canadian Knuckle Buster.

Triple Cheese Burger

When you’re with an extra large woman squirt some Heinz ketchup in her belly button, slap on some cheese and add the “self-mayo.” Then your friend get to eat the byproduct of the whole fiasco.

I was concerned that we would spend Fourth of July alone until Tesa asked if I’d have a triple cheese burger with her and her brother Ryan.

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The Goldade Method

Like Onlyfans but in reverse. A situation were you send an innocent girl pictures of your balls every 15 seconds until she pays you $15.99 to stop for a month.

It’s been hard trying to make money with nothing but an ag Ed degree and a creepy mustache so I’ve had to resort to The Goldade Method just to make an income.