Provo Push

When a couple (usually Mormon, from Provo) have sex with clothes on "dry hump" like a dog with no inhabitions

Yeah, Bishop, last night we got a little carried away, you know, the "provo push"?

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Incepotism

Combination of 'incest' and 'nepotism.' Separately these words either mean 'having a physical relationship with a family member' or 'giving preference in the work force to family members.' By combining the two we now have what is known as Incepotism- Two persons that are closely related, becoming just a little too close to each other. It could be anything from step-siblings always bumping into each other as one is leaving the bathroom in a towel immediately after showering, or two sister-in-laws frequently grabbing a drink at that lesbian bar just down the street from the softball diamond. Incepotism leads to incest, it's like stage 1 of cancer. . . . it can get worse.

Carlos: Hey Juan, did our wives join that softball team because they're trying to lose weight?
Juan: Yeah I don't know man, it would make sense because they have been spending a lot of time together at hot yoga. Aunt Jackie said something about incepotism, but I don't speak Latin.

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soaking

The art of having sex, without thrusting. When a couple "sticks it in" and then leaves it there to "soak." This has become a common phenomenon with certain groups of Christians(predominately Mormons) who try to circumvent the law of chastity, which in fact does not work.

boy: hey you wanna go soak in my parents hot tub tonight, they're out of town?

girl: let's just soak on their California King instead.

boy: oh i didn't know you were into the real soaking, deal.

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coltrait

To get it on in a dirty fashion.

Hey woman, you wanna coltrait, in the Burger King bathroom?

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