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Pull-a-Scott

With mere seconds remaining before heading out to lunch with co-workers, a co-worker decides to use the restroom, thus delaying lunch another 3 minutes for the entire entourage whose stomachs ar growling ferociously for a bean and cheese.

I told Jose not to Pull-a-Scott right as I pressed the elevator button, but he did it anyway, and we got to the restaurant late missing out on adobada and Julio was nowhere to be found.

by Jerry McGaffin October 13, 2021


VIPness

The quality of projecting an exorbitant quantity of being very important upon those around you.

Peter Johnson asked Willy in woodworking class, “How did you get the nicest shaft of wood in the class?”and Willy said, “Because of my VIPness, I got first dibs on this nice rod”.

by Jerry McGaffin December 2, 2022