Turtle Head

Usually a turd that is on its way out and you have not made it to a toilet.

OH, Man I've got to crap really bad. I have a turtle head licking/chewing cotton.

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Bofunkley

A word used to describe an unusual site or something so big no other word could be justified in using.

She came down stairs and I just stared at her big bofunkley head.