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Most Trumpet Players

Play too quietly.

Trumpet Player: Quiet
Sane Person: Most Trumpet Players Play so Quietly

by Jerry Smith's Dog November 17, 2021

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ACE-UH

When your balls are big and your dick is bigger.

Dude 1: Aces in Valorant
Dude 2: ACE-UH!

by Jerry Smith's Dog November 14, 2021


marvin

Whenever they say they're inconsistent but they're really just bad.

Person 1: Bottom frags every game in Valorant
Person 2: You suck "Person 1"
Person 1: Nah, I'm just inconsistent
Person 2: bitch stop being a marvin

by Jerry Smith's Dog November 14, 2021


nico'd

Whenever something easy or undemanding is messed up or failed in an almost saddening, yet expected way.

Of course, in reference to the famous movie clip where Nico.

Dude 1 fucking dies choking on a cheese stick.
Dude 2. Wow, he really nico'd that one huh.

by Jerry Smith's Dog November 6, 2021


ay suhh'd

To succeed in something highly demanding in an impressive, yet expected way.

Related with suh dude trend that everyone is using.

Dude 1. Yooo he ay suhh'd it didn't he.

by Jerry Smith's Dog November 6, 2021


Ultimate Ash

The name given to a dog when he/her has sex with the president

Dog: sexes president
President: you're really an Ultimate Ash

by Jerry Smith's Dog November 28, 2021

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Knee-Ko

Whenever you are sorta being a bitch.

Pronounced similar to the name "Nico"

Person 1: Murders Person 2's whole family
Person 2: YOU DAMN KNEE-KO!

by Jerry Smith's Dog November 14, 2021