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Your typical ejaculating over a females head while christmas carols play, real standard stuff.
Keith: What did you get your girlfriend for her christmas
Carl: In front of her family, I started dreaming of a white christmas all over her.
Carols Ejaculating Standard
A creepy stalker who gets horny after one shot. He thinks he can beat up anyone, when in fact he gets dick slapped by every tom, dick, and harry that walks by.
Girl 1: Hey , that guys been following us since that party.
Girl 2: Oh shit girl! you got russ'ed by Russel the love muscle.
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