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Adjective, ingenuine and often belittling way of commenting about virus epidemics. Incompetent, snide way of joking to avoid responsibility for public health issues.
The president spread dangerous public health misinformation and instead of taking responsibility he brushed it off as harmless SARScaustic remarks.
v. to sabotage your own plans by causing a crisis, literally crashing a vehicle rather than face your destination
If youâre so afraid of getting to work you can always procrashtinate on the drive there.
n. heartbreak, a breakdown in romantic affection, emotional scars from being dumped repeatedly
She went from punch-drunk to a bad case of cirrhosis of the lover.
Cirrhosis of the lover is responsible for most divorces these days.
A stupid ditty, doofimism - a garbled saying or jingle
If you're gonna throw that kind of stupidditty around here, you better brace yourself for a sound verbal drubbing
n. The techniques used to make thread and yarn expand lengthwise. The scientific discovery that allowed the development of modern yoga pants.
The world would still be covered with saggy butts if Spandex hadnât developed the stretchnology to shrink-wrap those asses.
n. a lady in stylish pre-Colombian inspired attire., adj. inspired by Pocahontas
Selina was all vogueahontas with that fringe on her deerskin vest.
n. a dudeâs ballsack; v. male orgasm assisted by squeezing his nuts
Her action was smooth but when she reached around and grabbed my sack it made me instantly scroconut.