an overly Idiosyncratic person that you wish would just leave you alone
Charlie is such a hopdoodle, why can't he just leave me alone
When there just isn't a word for a certain thing; a lexical gap
This moment can only be described as a Goghfen
Eating 2 different types of food at the same time
Wow, did you see Jim spadcooting in the restaurant earlier?
When you on a zoom call and that one friend falls asleep, they are referred to as a Sleepy Q.
Friend #1 "Is everyone up for a game tonight?"
Friend #2 "It looks like we already have a Sleepy Q here...."
when you put a book in the oven at 3 am and it catches fire and the whole house is burning down and your family is dying and your mom's last word was 'this is why I should've aborted you' and you get to heaven and meet god and he says 'I regret inventing the earth'
You should stop cuddlefumping Aoife, it's really bad for you