New Jersey

A great place to be, not matter what ignorant people say. Yes, various places in Jersey suck, but no need to worry. There are many beatiful places in NJ. Hunterdon, for one, is the county I live in. The only bad smell you will sniff is horse and cow shit, but the sunsets and colorful hot air balloons atop of the skyline make up for that.

I just got back from the Jersey Shore. In Belmar I saw some gross ass in a thong, but when I finally got to Spring Lake I saw some people that looked normal.

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guidoville

see guido
A town in habited by guidos. usually down by the Jersey Shore, but occasionally in parts of New York City and other surrounding urabn areas. Frequent sitings of young, Italian men dressed in tracksuits with tight white tees, gold chains, and muscle cars.

Kerri: Wanna come down to my beach house this summer?
Me: Sure! Which beach is it at?
Kerri: Oh, down in Lavalette.
Me: Oh, it's in guidoville!

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Kaylynn

An outgoing, energetic girl who has her own unique draw and sex appeal. Kaylynns are witty, clever and boisterous ladies with loud laughs when they are feeling good. With such a high level of intellect as well as inner and worldly knowledge combined with loads of sympathy and a kind heart to those who deserve it, Kaylynns also carry the weight on their shoulders. It's amazing they can still see the beauty in the world and have fun with all that going on. Thus, they need lots of love and often enjoy many hugs. Although they seem like the superwoman of ladies they still need to be comforted just like the rest of us. Give a Kaylynn your love, a hug, and some kind gestures and she will be yours forever. Extremely loyal. With all of this going on, there is no doubt that Kaylynns are 100% real. There is nothing fake about a real woman!

Kaylynn is the bomb!

Everyone loves Kaylynn!

Kaylynn is so unique and kind, yet sexy and smart too! I want to date Kaylynn!

I love Kaylynn

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Kingwood

There's a Kingwood in Texas, but we're here to discuss the true Kingwood- Kingwood, NJ. A small country town. Good school system. Called K-Wood by select students of Kingwood Township.

We're cool, cuz we from K-Wood.

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Everwood

Cool show on the WB. Very deep. Everyone can relate to it.

Hey, did ya watch Everwood last night where Madison and Ephram made out? Damn, I would kill to be Madison.

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Happy Crappies

Smilie shaped potatoe "food" things that some cafeterias in America's schools serve. Taste like french fries.

DUDE, they're serving them Happy Crappies today! Can ya get me 500 hundred of em?

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Walmart

A place to make fun of. This place is a magnet for hicks. Also a place that causes you to become itchy just by thinking about it.

"Dear God, I just saw some WalMart lovin'! These 2 hicks were making out in the shitty clothes section!"

"Damnit, Jack. I broke out in hives. Let's leave this crappy WalMart place.

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