step on a duck

The sound of a particular fart caused by overly compressed butt cheeks. This will occur due to the person attempting to slip out a silent squeaker so as not to draw attention to his or herself. Odds are a quack-like sound will result from this expulsion. There will always be at least one person who will notice and call you out immediately.

Wow, dude! Did ya step on a duck? Nice one!

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