MTA

A measurement of time it takes to shit after eating. (Mouth To Ass)

Every time I eat white castle my MTA is less than hour.

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Porkroll

Breakfast meat originally invented in Trenton, NJ. Called Taylor Ham north of the Raritan river.

I like a porkroll, egg, and cheese with salt, pepper, and ketchup.

Protuber

Person who claims to be an expert on a topic because they watched a youtube video.

Albert is a protuber of personal finance.

Phucker

Philly sports fans.

Look at that stupid phucker climbing the greasy pole.

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PEC

Porkroll Egg & Cheese

I will take a PEC with SPK on a roll.

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Boomertunes

What younger generations refer to music tastes of the older generations.

I hate when my dad plays those boomertunes on long car rides.