June 1st

the one day of the year when your boyfriend has to do all of the work, the dishes, the laundry .e.g.

‘what day is it?’
‘it’s June 1st!!! my boyfriend is doing all of the work, let’s go shopping’

retardism

when someone is not right in the head (retarded) but as a religion.

‘hey, i’m christian, wbu?’
‘ay mate i’m retardism’

pedofileistic

if someone is pedofileistic, it means that they’re acting like a pedofile but may be too young to be a pedofile, that makes them pedofileistic.

‘hey look at that pedo’
‘na mate he’s only 15, he’s just pedofileistic’

pedophilistic

pedophileistic. pedophilistic is when someone is a pedophile, but may be too young, so you would call them pedophilistic.

‘look at him, what a pedophile’
‘mate he’s 15, he’s just being pedophilistic’

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June 2nd

national blast music in a field with your friends day.

‘what day is it?’
‘it’s June 2nd, finally!’
‘get in, lets go and blast music in a field’

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