kajillion

a reallyreallyreally big number. but not infinity.

amylee is a kajillion times better than your face.

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shitts and giggles

just for fun

im gonna eat 3 pizzas for shitts and giggles

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flip-shit

fuck this

if something is too difficult say “flip shit” and quit...
coach: "okay were going to do 6x400 butterfly for time"
everyone in pool: "FLIP-SHIT!" ::goes to bathroom/lockeroom::

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shut it pal

used in place of shut up when someone interrupts you in the middle of an important story because it sounds more authoritative

hanch: ::telling story of amazing amylee dream::
nikkii: "oh that reminds me..."
hanch: "HEY SHUT IT PAL!"

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lick-and-sniff

when you lick your arm and the overpowering stench of chlorine burns your nostrils.

you can tell that jess hanch and nikkii rodrigues are swimmers because of the lick-and-sniff task.

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fucktard

retard, just with a "fuck" in it

kid jumps off 3 story roof and breaks face
"nice going you fucktard"

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