NO BALLS

when someone doesn't have the guts to do something.

For effective use: obnoxiously yell “NO BALLS” when someone is attempting to explain their reason why not to do something totally stupid.

nikkii: "but i don't want to eat an ant"
hanch: "NO BALLS!!!"

clicker

1.) remote control
2.) car directional/signal

1.) hey can you pass me the clicker
2.) youre clicker is so obnoxious it makes me want to eat younglings

I+h+o+p+ness

i ate chyo penis

hanch: "hey nikkii spell I-hop and then say 'ness' at the end"
nikkii: ::thinks about I+h+o+p+ness:: "i ate chyo penis.....WOA THATS HILLARIOUS!"

aww so sad

i really dont care but im going to pretend i do

nikkii: i lost my kandy
hanch: aww so sad

shut it pal

used in place of shut up when someone interrupts you in the middle of an important story because it sounds more authoritative

hanch: ::telling story of amazing amylee dream::
nikkii: "oh that reminds me..."
hanch: "HEY SHUT IT PAL!"

fucktard

retard, just with a "fuck" in it

kid jumps off 3 story roof and breaks face
"nice going you fucktard"