fart

The hurrendous emission of hot, often humid, and horrible smellin gas from the Anus- hole... which smells terrible itself. For any moron who wonders why farts smell, I'll tell ya. It's because farts are more or less shit-vapor.

I'm gonna pull down my pants, and rip a nasty fart on your forehead in the middle of the night. HA!! Hopefully nothing else will come out!

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captain stubing

after sex finding pubic hair stuck to the sides and base of your penis head that looks like the back of captain stubings head from the love boat

She had so much pubic hair when I pulled it out I thought I was staring at Captain Stubing on the bridge of the love boat

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twap

Hitting another man in the nuts by whipping ur fingers into it

I twapped Ryan so hard he fell to the ground

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The Body

Simply the ultimate, and most dominate embodiment of the male figure.

Jesse THEBODY .. yes..

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rumsfail

1. To self-destruct, melt-down or implode under the weight of one's own arrogance. 2. To fail spectacularly, particularly in matters of warfare or diplomacy; to plunge into chaos. 3. Absolute, unmitigated disaster of national or international proportions and consequence; policy failure so utterly abject and miserable as to approach the realm of the epic.

"Although long considered to be a costly and murderous fiasco, the prisoner abuse scandal revealed the war in Iraq to be nothing short of a rumsfailure." See also: "Karma"

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mick

A slang term defining one of Irish decent. They are often found getting their asses kicked by twin Dutchmen. Also known as "potato-pickin', railroad workin', curly-haired Irish bastards."

Ben is a dirty potato-pickin' mick.

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TRADE

Example of a gay one-night stand. Typically used in the South.

That big queen Josh hooked up with some trade and got laid yesterday.

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