towtch

to caress in a sexual or mechanical way; to hit the crone; to play twayns

don't towtch that, haynds awwff

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Shrimp smackdown

When a man has a semi-flaccid penis that is saliva coated after recieving oral sex, he smacks the girl who preformed the oral sex in the face with his penis.

"I gave that bitch the shrimp smackdown." I need to give some bitch the shrimp smackdown tonight." "She let me give her the shrimp smackdown."

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bjere

Another word for delicious beer.

Damn, I could go for a bjere right now

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thass

Thass; the thigh / ass crease or more importantly the lack there of.

Her ass has become one with her thigh , where there was once once a seperation there is no more.

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ruckus

a disturbance, loud obnoxious noise

principal: whats this ruckus?
student: I didnt hear a ruckus
principal: I heard a ruckus
student: can you describe this ruckus?

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ruckus

Buttholeasssphincterpoop chute

I got a running start when I stuck it in her ruckus!!

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ski pro

Someone with exceptional skiing skills

Sunny Bono was drunk, skiied into a tree, and died.

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