Kreg

The Americanized pronounciation of the name "Craig"

"Hey Kreg, you're about as sly as a shit in a bath tub!"
"How was your date last night with Beardo, Kreg?"

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Beardo

A nickname for the member of a group who resembles Sasquatch, is addicted to sandwiches, and says "Oh Boy!" like it's his job and wears flamboyantly pattenred flannel shirts in any highly public setting.

Friend-"Hey Beardo, who was that dude you were scamming drinks off last night?"
Beardo-"Oh Boy!"

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