Columbus Shelf

A variation of The Top Shelf. The act of defecating in the glove box of a coworkers automobile.

Gary: That bastard Jesse gave me a Columbus Shelf again!!!!!
Jason: I told you not to leave your keys laying around at the office.

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acid

Acid is
a) the really strong drug, known as LSD
b) the stuff that burns your face off if you somehow manage to get it there during chemistry class.

"I got some acid yesterday and I'm still trippin"

or

"God, I can't feel my face because i got acid on it last class period!!"

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aftershock

The act of sucking the Pinkie after performing the shocker.

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Superword

the combined superior form of two (or more) words that when combined, cause complete histaria. A lesser superword is two words that are combined but in the process loose some of the essence from each word.

"Superword" itself is a superword,

ex1.skankwhore

ex2.scranus

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Frog

A cute little hopping amphibian.

Frogs are the coolest thing on earth!I love frogs!

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fiznat your candrow

fiznat your candrow

to fiznat your candrow is to call your mother.

gangster #1 : yo boy who you be callin'
gangster #2 : I gotta fiznat ma candrow

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Amish

Something that is lame, uncool, stupid, or otherwise unworthy of further consideration.

"Man, that is so Amish that Susie dumped Jane! I wanted to get together with both of them!"

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