destructions

a combination of destroy and instructions.

used to describe complicated instructions that will probably send any honest hard-working dad into a furious string of cursing as he attempts to put together toys, furniture, and other assemble-yourself our-priced trinkets.

husband: "#$%&@! i can't get this &*^%$!'n thing to work!"
wife: "did you read the destructions?"

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starbucks

synonymous with a smile, a great day, or something that really makes your day better.

anything that makes your life enjoyable, relaxing, and inspiring.

i love you. you are my starbucks.

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outclude

the opposite of included. synonymous with exclude

when you purposefully keep someone "out" of a conversation or group.

to fire someone

we really need to outclude him in our next meeting

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truthbrary

another name for the Holy Bible. it's the opposite of LIEbrary (becasue a library is obviously a place of secular and evil literature)

hey check out the guy over there

yeah looks like he's a good xian reading his truthbrary.

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declude

to leave someone out. also an opposite of include (to be used when you have overused outclude)

this is slightly softer than outclude, because it can be an accident or perception.

*originally created by Josh Berkley

she decluded me from her list of facebook friends

i kinda felt decluded by you whispering in the corner

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factbrary

(opposite of LIEbrary)
someone who has all the facts about everything.
someone who knows most every useless sports trivia fact.
someone with all the answers.

man, he sure knows a lot.
yeah, he's a real factbrary i would say.

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drop

used to describe slang, or other new forms of speech. new word or words.

could be used in reference to the latest news or gossip.

whatever is being talked about, or the newest words currently being used.

i subscribed to the urban word of the day to keep up on the current drop.

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