Cowboy Specials are a woman's fat calves. Why? Because in the movie Smokey and the Bandit Burt Reynolds character, Bo "The Bandit" Darville, tells Sally Field (Carrie) that "Cowboys love fat calves."
"Sarah may be ugly but she's got those juicy cowboy specials."
"Hey Joe, check out the cowboy specials over by the pool table."
When a persons hair becomes almost impossible to brush or comb due to tightly formed snarls close to the scalp.
"Ouch! Goddammit, my hair's all Snarls Barkley again!"
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