gay as anal

Exactly what it sounds like.

Me: Hey! Hey you guy! You with the face! That shirt is gay as anal!
Guy with the Face: Eff you, buddy.

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Bullshinanigans

Basic shinanigans with the subtle to extreme twist of bullshit. Can be used in a positive or negative context... doesn't really matter.

Bitch 1: " What are you up to guy?"
Bitch 2: " Oh you know. Same old bullshinanigans."

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cockpouch

literally it5 means... well nothing. But figuratively it's the same as calling someone a fuckin douche.

1 Guy: I'ma punch you in yo mouf!
2 Guy: What?! Don't be a cockpouch!

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