rollneck

The Rollneck can commonly be spotted in his beat-up Ford truck, chain-smoking, jamming out to house music and thinking JNCOs are still in style. They dream of dancing all night with glow-sticks and rubbing vapor-rub on a woman in pigtails with a teddy bear backpack, but a typical night out usually involves excess beer and cigarettes at the local dive bar. They’ve been using the pick-up line “Do you like House music?” for years even though it never works, not even on the big-boned woman in the leopard print moo-moo. They sigh, “If only it were 1995.”

The rollneck thought he was at a rave but it was actually just a keg party.

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