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Misha is a blue pig who has a crown like Technoblade.
He died on December 20th due to Khallil eating him.
Jaro: Hey, have you seen Misha?
Armand: He got eaten by Khallil D:
Khallil: meow meow meow
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A sexy bald, ripped, black guy who people simp for until they meet Jaro
Jesper: Yooo Khallil is soo hot
Armand: You probably haven't met Jaro yet
When you forgot how you write actually.
Ewduard: Eggshelly I want to eat her ass
Eggshelly: NO Ewduard, she has chlamydia
The hottest guy anyone has ever seen. He is big and a lot of people call him 'kast' because of how big he is. He is adored by all the girls and a real fuckboy. He gets all the girls numbers and never calls them because he is too busy playing Minecraft modded survival. He also rides a motorcycle and everyone around him wants to be his friend and fuck him really bad.
Jaro: hi
Every girl and boy in a 100m radius: *passes out*
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When you buy a pc without buying a monitor so you use the monitor of someone close to you.
Me: I have to get off now, My brother is taking the monitor.
Friend: oh fuck no why is he doing The Antoine Move?!
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Tjelsie's are Polish boys who lose their virginity at a young age and are fairly annoying to people around them but very mature in their own ways.
Origin:
The name Tjelsie comes from the name Sellche that was once mispronounced as Tjelsie. Sometimes Tjelsie is referred to as ''Tjels'' or Chelsea.
''OMG he's such a Tjelsie''
''Yea *Polish Cow Dance*''