Pirate Shit

When you take a long shit and one of your legs falls asleep. Then when you get up, you walk around as if you have a wooden Pirate leg.

Jesse: Where's Josh? Oh never mind, I see him limping out of the bathroom. He must have been taking a Pirate Shit.

SharkTanked

A way of breaking up with someone based on the tv show Shark Tank.

Girl: I don’t appreciate how you treat me, I don’t care for your personality, and I want to spend more time with my friends.... and for those reasons, I’m out!

Guy: Wait, did I just get SharkTanked?

Porcelain Sauna

When your poop rises above the water and causes your genitals to warm up.

Josh: Taco Bell is the shit, but I hate how cold they keep their bathrooms.

Jesse: Don't worry, after eating Taco Bell, you'll get a nice Porcelain Sauna.

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