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Occurs when everyone has shoveled their driveway, and a snow plow driver is plowing the roads, and he needs to dump the snow somewhere. Problem is, everyone's driveways are clear, so the decision is made as a matter of race.
MaximusBlack: This plow comes down the street, he's piling this stuff up, and he can't pile it anywhere else. So I know that this guy was looking around thinkin' of whose day he's going to screw over. And he looks to the left: white folk, white folk, white folk, white folk, negro. Plow him. And I get plowed in, and I was so sour! And all I can do is just stand there, and give him that look.
NovaWar: Wait, wait, wait, wait. I guess you could call that, "racial plowfiling" YEEEAAAHHHHHHH!
-Thyra (Z) VS Plowboy (T) -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV
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Undeniably the most beautiful and most talented violinist on the face of the planet. It's clear that she is enjoying life to its fullest extent. She produces the most incredible music videos on YouTube; in the most popular video she artfully combines dubstep with her signature hip-hop violin music which she enthusiastically plays inside a giant ice castle. For obvious reasons, she made it into the final auditions of the 2010 America's Got Talent. It's actually fortunate that she didn't win, for Hollywood would have likely destroyed Lindsey's beauty and originality.
YouTube "Dubstep Violin - Lindsey Stirling - Crystallize"
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