Hannah Montana

An abomination of a show which airs on the Disney Channel. The actors cannot act, their skills are enough to make a toddler suicidal. The painfully obvious fake accents will eat anyone's soul, there has never been such terrible imitations of a hick accents. It has your typical, cliche heart-warming messages which cannot apply to reality.

The star of the show is a girl "just like you!" who somehow manages getting a proper education while being a super star mainting a secret identity at the same time. For some inexplicable reason, she puts on a wig and suddenly no one can recognize her. Her songs suck, and are generic, they're only about her and how awesome her life is compared to everyone else's.

Beware the laugh track. It doesn't stop playing.

I would say, "Fear not, this is just another Disney fad and will soon fade away like all the others." but unfortunately there will be more.

Hannah Montana: "I HAVE THE BEEEST OF BOTH WORLDSSSSSSS." (unlike you, bitches)
Girl: omg mahbeh if i bcum slut i can b gud.
Girl 2: lyf sux i don hav best of both wurlds i do world favur and die now. :(

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