wifi squatter

A person who wanders aimlessly, laptop in hand, to find a wireless signal. Often seen sitting in various chairless spots such as the floor to continue using stolen signal.

1)As I was discreatly searching for a wireless signal, I noticed three wifi squatters had already beat me to it.

2)I was walking through the airport and tripped over a wifi squatter who's feet were sticking straight out.

delight

someone (or something) whose action(s) or very presence produces or results in feelings of pleasure, contentment, satiation, gratitude, or happiness.

Jen, you are a delight!

You watch 'Plastic Surgery: Before & After' too? That's a delight!

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beautygirl

a sister (or friend) who you love so much you feel that burst of 'love it'! in your chest when she does something generous, funny, or sweet...or when you just think about how great she is.

Joanna, you're such a beautygirl, I love it!

Oh, hello beautygirl, it's me.

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