totes

The abreviation of "totally"

Ben: Hey dave, that chick is totes hot.
Dave: Yeah im totes gonna hit that.

or

Ben: Hey dave, are you hitting up that grimy dub step show this weekend?
Dave: TOTES!

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totestalatarianism

the act of dominating a person or persons via the phrase totes

Two people employing totestalatarianism in everyday speech:

A: Yo, I'm totes starving. I could totes eat a horse right now.
B: Yeah, totes feel you man. I'm totes hungry too.
A: I totes know this totes pimp place we could eat.
B: We should totes hit it up then.
A: Totes.
B: Totes.

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