Hostress

V. Stress and anxiety brought by the leader of a gathering or party
N. One who has extreme anxiety when entertaining guests

Verb: She was hostressing so hard In preparation for the party that she passed out on the coat pile by 7:00p.m.
Noun: The hostress was shaking with suppressed frustration while compulsively slipping coasters under the sticky cups dripping with condensation.

Pusstache

Also known as Snatchstache. A style of female grooming inspired by mustache and beard fashion. Popular pussatches include: handlebar, soul patch, goatee, toothbrush, pencil, fu manchu.

I was surprised to discover she was sporting a handlebar pusstache!