Clout

A word used by ‘depressed’ teens to fill the void of having no true friends or ambitions.

Dad: You spend way too much time on the internet. What is it you have, clout?
Cara: No, ‘depression’. I think I’m suffering from clout-itis.

Clout is a serious disease that is spread like wildfire. Join me, February 31st 3019, to take a stand (or a sit, we’ll understand) against clout and it’s horrific symptoms.