the founding forefathers

There was not one decent fellow among them.

Liars and blasphemers and racists and hypocrites were they all.

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pus gut

a fat bastard, someone who resembles a big pile of guts all swollen and vomit inspiring to view them

wow, that cathy johnson sure is a big fat fucking pus gut bitch.

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fillet-o-face

the latest craze in france. two slices of bread with a pigs face between.

I ate that fillet-o-face with much delight

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Hairry Nipples

To have hair on your nipples

there is hair around the nipple and you need to shave it

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ponrod

large penis, preferrably one which is in some way deformed

my ponrod has an extra nut attached

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Congress

An overpaid circle jerk that can raise its own pay. Nowhere else would it take 100 people to fuck something up.

Congress is like the Special Olympics after a lobotomy.

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bumhole engineer

homosexual

elton john

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